when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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