It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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