This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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