u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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