im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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