How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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