**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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