You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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