i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just want nice things and good sex
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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