and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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