i don't like sucking hair
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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