your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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