is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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