After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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