Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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