4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize
