Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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