He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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