shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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