My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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