i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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