Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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