addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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