Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
These tits shall not be calmed
God, I missed his penis.
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