their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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