ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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