Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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