It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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