is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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