I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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