We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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