Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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