He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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