all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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