tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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