erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
