Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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