I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
God, I missed his penis.
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