i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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