those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
