About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The uberlube is also flammable
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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