Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
