pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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