I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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