Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
