youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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