I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
tell me about the eggs
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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