rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
