The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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