alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
