oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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