in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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