: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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