it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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