We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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