If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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